KillTheRecipe

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tum-blurr:

Do parents not understand the concept of closing a door after leaving your room 

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northbound:

They’re called eyebrows cause my eyes be browsing yo fine ass 

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gayttlieb:

DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A ᶠʳᶦᶜᵏᶫᵉ ᶠʳᵃᶜᵏᶫᵉ

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(x)

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veeking:

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so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“

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i did it. it’s done.

LOOOL

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jamdoughnutmagician:

weeping-daleks:

coluring:

officialpigeon:

You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think

[government intensifies]

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catvampcrazines:

carry-on-my-blue-eyed-angel:

nessie-senpai:

raisesomehale:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

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I just…

Everytime i see this, i get this automatic ficlet in my mind of this guy at school who is made fun of for dancing by this one group of boys and then one day the leader is walking past the dance studio and sees him dancing like this and is like oh fuck, he is really good this is so goddamn hot, fuck
And never bothers him again

YES. I used to watch so many dance and dance cover vids and I just sort of phased into something else. I used to practice more. Lol. Well, it’s a friend’s b-day tonight, so we’re probably taking him out to a fave club. I’m always excited about dancing, but it’s nice to get revved up about it early on. <3 

PS - A voice in my head is whispering that I should hold a dance-off/party with my Tumblr flist.

Werk it hunty

I would henna this

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nasturbate:

HES LOOKING AT THE CAMERA LIKE “HELL YEAH I DO”

ectoproctologist:

timothydelaghetto:

defuzzification:

entertainingwealthybitches:

90sdefect:

ghdos:

the4mat:

andross:

Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Djago?

He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.

The hell you want him to say?

“young black man”

“African American chap”

“Young Brutha”

“beautiful chocolate fellows”

“Nutella flavored Mandingo warrior”

“Old sport”

"Soulja boy"

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Anonymous asked:
Are you gay bi of straight?

contraception:

yes i am the legendary Gay Bi of Straight, here to reclaim the land that is rightfully my family’s from the allies

Lmaoooo sounds something like what the lanisters would say…



godbless-st-cyr:

This website is made up of killers

A compilation of my favourite ‘we’re all killers’ posts.

Murda tumblr smh